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(Scott enters men's room, making sure no one is looking)

Scott (walking up to occupied stall): Ahhh, yes, the setting is perfect. Just the sounds of the bathroom, and--

Terrance: Scott??

(Scott's eyes jump, and he turns around after a second)

Scott (nervous): Terrance and Phillip?! Wh-wh-What are YOU two doing here?

Phillip: We ALWAYS come to this restroom after an episode shoot. That's when I work off my stress, if you know what I mean.

Terrance: What are YOU doing here, Scott?

Scott: Well--uh, you see, I--uh--

Phillip: And why are you in front of an occupied stall?

Terrance: And why are you acting all nervous?

Phillip: And why are you all sweaty?

Terrance: And why are you smelling the air?

Phillip: And why are y--

(T & P both stop and look at each other, then turn their attention to Scott, big grins on their faces)

Scott: Now, guys...buddehs, it's not what you think...This isn't what it looks like...er...You gotta believe--You gotta listen to me--Terrance and Phillip, you'd better listen to me! What I mean is that--that--I--I...

Terrance (soft teasing): You like farts, don't you, Scott?

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